What if your ex asked you this?

This was tagged to me via facebook and I find it rather hilarious - well that's because Amy's hilarious ahaha - and I've decided to actually give it a shot.

Note: I'm not really into the whole ex-bashing (only at times when the time feels right - lol) as you know, you move on to be the wiser one and let them be the immature lil brats talking bulls about you to people. haha.

Regardless.. here's the tag:

What If Your Ex Ask this..? You have to answer the survey with an honest heart. An honest heartwill give you good luck for the entire year. You may imagine of one people or maybe some people not only one. [this sounds EXTREMELY bull - I hate it when there're emails or SMS threatening me to get bad luck if I don't spread it out - sial mendoakan urang]

Answer it, "What if your ex says" referring to you!!!

[oh oh! wait! but which ex??! - ah whichever, Ima just assume this talks about my last]

1. Why did you let me go?
; you want me to, you twat

2. I still love you.
; HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA *dies laughing*

3. When did we last talk?
; years ago it seems? I don't know.. and I don't really care to know..

4. Will you go out with me?
; awww.... maybe when you grow up *sings ala PCD's when YOU grow up"

6. I cannot keep my promise to you.
; which one? *apakan?*

7. My friends say we don't look good together..
; yes.. and we're not together no more.. how's that a big deal?

8. You have changed.
; I'm better now... :)

9. Can we get back together?
; God no.

10. Oh, I know what this is all about. You found someone else.
; AHAHAHAHHA still full of yourself aren't you?

11. Don't you realize? You are the one who hurt me!
; wow.. and here I am thinking I was the innocent one.. of which I still think I am.. and really, if I hurt you - WHY would wanna be with me again?

12. how can u forget our memories??
; tainted honey..

13. I will always love you.
; and IIIIII~~~~~ will alwayyss~~~~~~ move on~~

14. Would you die for our love?
; Hell no..

16. Kiss me to break the curse if i sleep for a hundred years.
; And to break the stats of having one less twat in the world? hell no..

17. What's the difference between me and Him/Her.
; lemme describe YOU; extreme over-possesiveness and immaturity

18. I saw you last night with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
; ahuh.. yes, Brunei IS quite small you know..

19. Without me, your life wouldn't be complete.
; funny.. I don't feel that..

20. Why are you doing this to me!?
; Doing what exactly?


AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

With EXTREME sincerity,
Muaz Al Rashid